now this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gearhead748]

YOU GUYS GOTA CHECK THIS OUT HO MY GOD LOL! http://www.fatwasam.co.uk/ you may have to enter this by hand this link may not work

[danny]

i got a "cannot display page"

[gearhead748]

Originally posted by danny
i got a "cannot display page" try it now I fixed it

[rapideo]

NOPE....you'll just have to tell us about it. try ccp

[gearhead748]

it works now give it a try didn't have it entered right ( brain fade)

[gearhead748]

Originally posted by gearhead748
YOU GUYS GOTA CHECK THIS OUT HO MY GOD LOL! http://www.fatwasam.co.uk/ you may have to enter this by hand this link may not work they up dated this web sight its a blast give it a look

[vetteonr]

Veeerry cool! I would have thought a lot of this stuff would be on ebay already. Especially Saddam's head! lol

[gearhead748]

I though you would get a kick out of it. did you try to buy anything

[rapideo]

Verrry funny....and like Viet Nam, coming soon to your neighborhood

[Trader Ray]

A woman woke up one night to find her husband not in bed at just after mid-night so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and there he is with this really sad blank look on his face. Really off in thought. She ask if he was OK? He said yes, She asked what was wrong then? He says do you remember thier first date, all the dancing and fun they had, she says yes, he ask do you remember being in the back seat that night and she says yes, he ask do you remember your dad catching us and shoving that shot gun in our face and saying marry my daughter or spend the next 20 years in JAIL, she says yes I remember, well, he says I would have been getting out today. bo hoo :D

[KA9MOT]

Now that IS funny. LOL :D

[Trader Ray]

My boss told that at a meeting the other week. He likes to tell jokes to loosen up the group before his meetings.

[KA9MOT]

Hey y'all, Here is my new car. WOO HOO!!!!

http://images.cardomain.com/member_img_a/350000-350999/350351_30_full.jpg

It's just like Elbi's. LOL :D

[vetteonr]

It didn't show up here beefy. :( :mad:

[KA9MOT]

Originally posted by vetteonr
It didn't show up here beefy. :( :mad:

For some reason they removed the pic from their site. I didn't save it either. Bummer. It was a really trashed out car with a gazillion different guages and stuff on the dash.

[theyoungs97]

Beefy,

The pic is displayed (in your message above) whenever I access this thread. At least, I think that's the pic you're talking about.

Mike

[KA9MOT]

I fixed it. For now. LOL :D

[Trader Ray]

That is a GREAT picture! I will probally be gone for a few days as that is the type of site I like to explore every page. I used to go to www.beaterz.com for stuff like that. Speaking of Elbi, have not seen him in a while or Rapideo. With all that goes on in the world these days I really hope they are doing fine.

[KA9MOT]

Yes, and Towtrucks has gone missing as well. That must be the worlds longest move.

[Trader Ray]

As we all get to seeing the regular members daily and then they just disappear, it kind of makes you wonder. I see that Rapideo has just posted this weekend with a truck for sell. Was glad to see him back for a post.

[vetteonr]

Elbi might be busy with school. Didn't he say at one point he was going back to school?

[Trader Ray]

Yes, I believe he did say something about school.

[vetteonr]

Good luck to him. 7th grade is tough one! Sorry, I couldn't resist. LOL :D

[Trader Ray]

Man, he'll be back with a vengence and ready to type his words of knowledge to all of us! I hope it is not more U.S. history 101 lol

[vetteonr]

I think he already took a U.S. history class, taught by professor beefy! LOL :D

[KA9MOT]

A Little something I found on Woody's Fairlane site:

Oil Change Instruction....


Oil Change Instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles
since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle. Money spent:
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $ 1.00
Total $21.00

Oil Change Instructions for Men:
1) Go to auto parts store and write a check for $50.00 for
oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.
2) Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of
taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: get hot oil
on you in process.
12) Clean up mess.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Look for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off.
16) Beer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.
Finish oil change tomorrow.
18) Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20) Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin
coat of oil to gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26) Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in
the back yard, along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Uncover hole and sift for drain plug.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
30) Drink beer.
31) Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang
knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit
Miss December (1992) in the left ****.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as
required to stop blood flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to
fresh oil spilled during step 23.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Make bail.
50) Get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $25.00
Total-- $4150.00


But you know the job was done right.

[Trader Ray]

That about says it all dont it LOL I liked it.

[gearhead748]

I have not vanished I have been driving over the road:mad: but I am looking for a local job:D This place lied to me like a rug:D

[Trader Ray]

Good to see you back, I had wondered were you got off to. Good luck on the Job hunting.

[elliott]

Something similar to the oil change joke happened to me only it involved a tune up on a 68 falcon 200 I6

Friend's mom's Tune Up
1)Take truck to shop
2)Wait 30 Min
3)Pay way too much for way too little work

Friends Tune Up
1)Start drive home from school
2)Rain Starts
3)Engine Stalls
4)Push car 3 blocks to auto zone
5)Buy: Cap,wires,plugs,anti foulers,condenser,rotor,points,boot protector
6)Put all but plugs on in parking lot
7)Drive to my house (still miss firing)
8)Install new plugs
9)Gap points correctly
10)Car runs great
11)Start driving to gas station
12)Roads are wet attempt Burn-Out
13)Burn-Out succesful for first time in months
14)Attempt Dry Burn-Out
15)Break shift linkage
16)Push car off main road
17)Figure out just how the hell something like that just falls appart
18)Limp home in first gear
19)Discover broken radiator hose
20)Use my car to drive to auto zone
21)Buy hose and coolant
22)Go home
23)Fix shift linkage
24)Install hose
25)Test drive
26)Touch Gas
27)Shift linkage falls back off
28)Push car back into yard
29)Discover NEW hose broken
30)Discover Root of All Evil BROKEN MOTOR MOUNT
31)Order mounts
32)Put off all repairs until mounts arrive

Tuesday we will put on new mounts and hope the trans isn't completely screwed up

After the Falcon is running good we will start on the 70 Torino GT 351C (Transmission Bands Loose)

[KA9MOT]

Dang this sounds familiar. LOL :D

[elliott]

That experience ALMOST makes me want to take my 66 Mustang to a shop for its up coming tune up :D ALMOST:D

[Trader Ray]

It sounds like you got some great cars there, and sounds like you are young, the last time I pushed a car anywhere near 4 blocks I could not stop my legs from shaking for a week. lol

[KA9MOT]

I pushed my Harley for 2 miles once. It was 109 degrees and I thought I was going to die.

[vetteonr]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/427142/Speedingticketsignweb.jpg http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/427142/Radarsignweb.jpg

Any takers?

[danny]

Originally posted by vetteonr
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/427142/Speedingticketsignweb.jpg http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/427142/Radarsignweb.jpg

Any takers?

LOL :D

[vetteonr]

You just can't help but chuckle if you saw one of these on the road. :D :p

[Trader Ray]

In a town here in Tennessee they had a sign up on the interstate that read something like this on a big red sign; Drug Traffic Control Road Block Ahead. This sign was up for about ten miles and also a sign near a exit was next exit 30 miles. Well there was no road block on the interstate and it was on the exit instead, and that caused a lot of trafficers to get of the highway and pull right up to the road block and the drug dogs. They made a real big bust once as a couple people had a bunch of stuff they picked up in Florida. Well, a laywer got them off as it was ruled entrapment. Just adding to the funny part as I would have loved to see thier faces as they pulled off the interstate to ditch their stuff and seen 20 police cars and dogs waiting for them.

[vetteonr]

Very sneaky, and effective. Sometimes I hate lawyers. :mad:

[danny]

Originally posted by vetteonr
Very sneaky, and effective. Sometimes I hate lawyers. :mad:

i hate my ex-wife's(lawyer) he tried to make me pay his fees :mad:

[Trader Ray]

Those are some of the worst kinds Danny!

[danny]

i hear ya ray, i don't know what he was thinking. he was working for her let her pay him

[Trader Ray]

It had to have been a woman laywer that thought that one up or a young man lawyer trying to win the heart over of a young woman lawyer that would soon take him for what he has too!

[danny]

he was a young guy and i think he had an eye on her-trying to impress her. the only thing they won was the divorce-lol :)