Grandma's Bumper Sticker

[Beefy's Bronco]

My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.'
You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday.

Wish I could take the credit for it, but I am just not that smart.
Andy Rooney said it.

He said this too (What a guy):

My wife's from the midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like 'Cripes' 'For Cripes sake.' Who would that be; Jesus Cripes? The son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'?

I'm not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'?

[danny]

rooney has some good commentaries, i think he has paul harvey envy. lol :D

[Gearhead52]

Beefy......

You have way too much time on your hands..........

SHLMAO...(sitting here laughing my *** off)

[Beefy's Bronco]

Originally posted by Gearhead52
Beefy......

You have way too much time on you hands..........

Whats your point................LOL

[Gearhead52]

Laughing hard enough I can't spell worth a darn.....

Makes you wanna think about wavin' one of them bucks around next time you get one.......Gives a different outlook on Grama's.

[vetteonr]

There can be only one reply to this Grandma thread.........EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!! :(

[raceman6135]

Originally posted by Beefy's Bronco
My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.'
You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you?

No, but I think about your grandmother that way!

LOL

J/K, dude.

[vetteonr]

Once again....EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! :(

[vett599]

I think Raquel Welch is a Grandma.........

[vetteonr]

Yeah, but I get the feeling Beefy's grandma looks nothing like Raquel.

[Beefy's Bronco]

Originally posted by vetteonr
Yeah, but I get the feeling Beefy's grandma looks nothing like Raquel.

My Grandma is looking really bad. Both of em. One has been in the ground for 40 years, and the other for 17.

[vetteonr]

Originally posted by Beefy's Bronco
My Grandma is looking really bad. Both of em. One has been in the ground for 40 years, and the other for 17.
If they're both not with us, why did your original post sound as if they were? :confused:

[Beefy's Bronco]

Originally posted by vetteonr
If they're both not with us, why did your original post sound as if they were? :confused:

Read the whole post. It is a funny quote by Andy Rooney. I'll bet his grandma id dead too. LOL

[vetteonr]

Ok, I follow you now......my bad. :o