Big Bry?

[Beefy's Bronco]

Can I have your job? I always wanted to be a producer. Listen, here is an idea to show that I am qualified.

We get Trish Stratus and that Pamela Aderson chick on the show, and call em Tool Girls, and they can hand our hero's (Sam and Dave) tools and various items of clothing. By the end of the show, everyone is naked but we leave the camera's rolling and sell the footage to the playboy channel

[danny]

we could also have stacy "legs" keebler push the carts and parts around

[BigBry]

Oh my. Like we haven't tossed that one around like oh every day. :)

[vetteonr]

You would have to move from the "Speed Channel" to the "Need Channel". Cause I would "need" to see this! lol :p :p

[BigBry]

Maybe that is what TNN is thinking of when they decided to change to SpikeTV. Maybe we should go at them with a new show idea... :)

[fotw]

R rated car show, you might have something here

[towtrucks]

The next time you do a show on car washing, run the clip from the movie "Cool Hand Luke" where the girl is washing the car!!!!!!

[89s10]

Yes you could have jerry springer &howard stern to realy get it going. :)

[vetteonr]

YEEESSS.....you could call it the REAL man show. TNN is going to be called spikeTV? How did I miss that? :confused:

[danny]

it could be called the two guys fantasy garage-lol

[raceman6135]

I'm obviously showing my age by saying this but......

I'm tired of all the air and silicone, parading around in cut-offs, just hanging on cars to get an audience. I have absolutely no use for them! If I want p o r n, I know where to find p o r n -- that's not a problem.

If these "models" actually do know something about the cars, great! Let them throw on some jeans and a T-shirt (like all of us "guys" wear!) and let's talk cars.

When I'm interested in cars, I get tired of all the adolescent B S that surrounds it. Posers who talk crap, but can't back up their claims. People who run their mouth, thinking they know something but proving just the opposite once their mouths open.

This is NOT, I repeat NOT directed at anyone here. Most of it has come from having to tolerate the "hostess" of TNN's Power Block on the weekends, and from a bunch of smack talk that happens on many message boards I visit.

So, now that this cranky old man has jumped down off his soap box, we return to your regularly scheduled programming.

DJS

[carsandcycles]

raceman6135, well said. I've about had it with these cutie bimbos yelling at me about cars before I can see the show. If they are hosting, as is Michelle, on "American Thunder", that's okay, but just "hawking" some jibberish before showtime; no thanks.

[Beefy's Bronco]

Personally, I dont find Michelle all that attractive. Now Mary Ann, off of Gilligans Island, She was a hottie.

[danny]

alright, back to mary ann-seems like we did this once before-lol

[Beefy's Bronco]

Originally posted by danny
alright, back to mary ann-seems like we did this once before-lol

Did I miss something?

[vetteonr]

Yeah Beefy, there was a thread a while back that debated the hottest babes on TV. It was very spirited I might add. :p

[Beefy's Bronco]

Originally posted by vetteonr
Yeah Beefy, there was a thread a while back that debated the hottest babes on TV. It was very spirited I might add. :p

I'll have to look. Mary Ann was so wholesome. No fake b@@b$ there, or then even. Ginger was over rated. If I were drunk Mrs. Howell would do. Thank God I quit drinking.

[vetteonr]

I would hope there's not enough alcohol for that to happen, ugh! :(