clean this time (jokes pt. II)

[thecarguy]

Im mostly at fault....but everyone try to keep it to things youd tell your mom or kids.



ya know what you call batman and robin after they get run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon

You know what batman said to robin before they got in the batmobile?
Robin, Get in the batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says...why the long face?

A magician was driving down the street and he turned into a McDonalds. (think about it, it make take some a few trys).