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Old 08-22-2001, 08:44 PM
wileys_farm
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How about a Joke?

Once was a man with a chicken, and he decided to go into the movies, and the woman at the window said you can't bring that chicken in here. So the man walked back out to the old truck and stuck the chicken down his bib overalls. He walked back up to the window and said, "One please". She let him in this time. Well as he set in the theater seat that chicken started movin around and squirmin. So the man unzipped his pants and the chicken stuck its head out. Well an old woman nudged another woman and said, "look there that man has his pants unzipped". That woman said well you ain't goin to see nothin you ain't never seen before, and she said that may be, but thats the first one I have ever seen that ate popcorn.

Just a joke to get through the rest of the week.

Wiley
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Old 08-23-2001, 01:01 AM
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The elephant looked at the nude man and said thats cute BUT...can it pick up peanutes too?

Get you through another day.....

Ron
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