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Old 01-17-2003, 12:11 AM
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funny sign
i visited a local machine shop today, the wall behind the counter had a sign that read:

our shop labor is $40.00 per hour

if you help $50.00 per hour

if you worked on it first $60.00 per hour
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Old 01-17-2003, 01:17 AM
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in other words STAY OUT OF IT. Leave them to find there own mistakes. it is just a polite as a saying we dont need your input.
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Old 01-17-2003, 01:40 AM
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no no no
you would have to meet these guys, their sense of humor is second to none. they have another sign that says

answers to questions $1.00

correct answers $2.00
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Old 01-17-2003, 09:17 AM
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A classic
I used to work in a garage many years ago and we had a similar sign.

Labor Rate is $20./hr
U watch $30./hr
U help $50.hr

I don't remember the exact rates but you get the idea.
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Old 01-17-2003, 10:27 AM
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I see these types of signs regularly since i am in shops so much. But the best one so far was a sign at a moving and storage company that read

"WARNING !!! ARMED GUARD WITH SHOTGUN ON DUTY 4 NIGHTS A WEEK. YOU GUESS WHAT NIGHT....."
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Old 01-17-2003, 03:57 PM
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good one, I have one that reads; INSURED by Smith & Wesson and I seen one that read protected by pit bull with aids!
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Old 01-17-2003, 09:07 PM
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a local mechanic has one that reads

borrow my wife-maybe
borrow my snap-on tools-never
lol
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Old 01-17-2003, 11:25 PM
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by danny

borrow my wife-maybe

I had one that did lol
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Old 01-17-2003, 11:32 PM
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you still have your tools? lol
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Old 01-18-2003, 07:49 AM
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probally not! All my exwife's were good house keeper's. They all kept the house after the divorce lol
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Old 01-18-2003, 11:22 PM
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housekeeper's-good one s10, if it wasn't attached my ex probably would have taken my jimmy just for spite. when you meet them they are sugar and spice but when they leave-well you know the rest
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Old 01-19-2003, 02:46 PM
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dont I ever.
I have to bite my tongue as I chose to not speak ill of my childrens mother.
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Old 01-19-2003, 10:17 PM
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my mother says it's all our(man's) fault, when we meet them we have some sort of clouded judgement(thinking with the smaller brain) or something like that. lol
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Old 01-19-2003, 10:47 PM
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I am sure she is right, Mom's always are!
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Old 01-20-2003, 02:38 AM
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as long as mom doesn't say "i told you so" i'm ok. you know the salt in the open wound thing-after all she is a woman also.
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