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Old 11-12-2004, 05:25 AM
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NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise.

Attention:
Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner, Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt at no extra chargeto be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay . . at least four more years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is:
Bill Clinton-captain

Al Gore-cruise director

Monica Lewinsky-recreation director

Ted Kennedy-lifeguard/emergency procedures director

Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!
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Old 11-12-2004, 08:21 AM
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Monica Lewinsky-recreation director

Bon Voyage!
AHHHHHH...... Where do I send my deposit????
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AHHHHHH...... Where do I send my deposit????
One thing we all know for sure is...........Monica will! But she spits.......
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Old 11-13-2004, 02:47 AM
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One thing we all know for sure is...........Monica will! But she spits.......
more like drools-on her dress-lol-which she keeps as evidence for years
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Yea you dont want to mess with her she will save anything she can and use it against you later on in life. Can you imagine her coming to your wife in a few years..........from what i understand most of your wives are deff a force to be rekoned with and i dont think you want that do you??

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Yea you dont want to mess with her she will save anything she can and use it against you later on in life. Can you imagine her coming to your wife in a few years..........from what i understand most of your wives are deff a force to be rekoned with and i dont think you want that do you??

You dont have to worry about any committee or the press just your WIVES!!!
My wife would kick her butt for lying about me like that!
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I walked into an empty elevator the other day. Some one obviously farted (passed gas?) only moments before I entered. I suppose their thoughts were with you and decided to share their all. It was one thing for me to hold my breath and not get sick, but it's quite another when.... The elevator stopped at my floor, the door opened and as I was getting off. Two people were standing there ready to get on. What do I do? just say IT WASN'T ME? or run quickly. Man it was rotten.

All the way down the hall you could hear was "Oh My God !! Who died"?

Looks like it happened to you too.... huh? Judging by the look on your face(s).
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Good one Porcupine. LMAO!
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That is bad...................LOL
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That is bad...................LOL
You're right. It was bad. There should be a law against that happening in an enclosed area
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Very very bad!

Your up early. Wife couldn't stand the smell anymore? LOL
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No, that elevator was in the motel I stayed at. I'm up usually at 5:00/5:30AM every morning. Just the old body clock, can't sleep in any more
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I just got off work. Went in at 2PM yesterday. Home at 5:00 am today. I get today off. THANK GOD!!!!
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Those are killer hours and can play havoc on your body if you're not used to it.
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Those are killer hours and can play havoc on your body if you're not used to it.
not to mention the mind-lol-
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